Shakira performing at the FIFA World Cup closing ceremonies (2006, 2010, 2014)
leaving the house with new clothes on
Can you post a selfie?
Sure. I look like crap though cause I’m cleaning/packing.
THE POWER OF THE VAGINA
look at the gravitational pull of her vagina! he gets sucked right into it
omfg dat ass grab yo
And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.
The blogger is a shy, docile creature…
… that prefers the darkness…
… and tends to be wary of the outside world.
The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.
We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…
… but to no avail.
I am so glad this is back
Hannah + being filmed without consent.
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch
Lindsey Wixson by Jamie Nelson
I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit
I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???
How is my smile not professional???
Let’s try round 2.
I’m very confused. I must inquire further.
THIS IS THE DAY I DIE