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Shakira performing at the FIFA World Cup closing ceremonies (2006, 2010, 2014)


unfollowfriday:

leaving the house with new clothes on

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Anonymous sent:
Can you post a selfie?

jr-abraxas:

Sure. I look like crap though cause I’m cleaning/packing. 



the-hashslingingslasher:

rawshyt:

THE POWER OF THE VAGINA
look at the gravitational pull of her vagina! he gets sucked right into it

Amazing.


omfg dat ass grab yo

the-hashslingingslasher:

rawshyt:

THE POWER OF THE VAGINA

look at the gravitational pull of her vagina! he gets sucked right into it

Amazing.

omfg dat ass grab yo



whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back



Hannah + being filmed without consent.





ilovesmoothjazz1998:

Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch







susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit

I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???

How is my smile not professional???

Let’s try round 2.

Rejected again.

I’m very confused. I must inquire further. 

THIS IS THE DAY I DIE



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